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fucktool

1. (n.) any sexual accessory or device that closely mimicks the shape of a nice hard cock.

2. (n.) a child or adult who is unwittingly stupid, i.e. a moron or idiot

See also dildo and butt plug.
1. "I want you to ram that fucktool right up my pussy NOW, David! Oh, huhuhuhu!!!"

2. "I told you not to answer the door after ten o'clock you little fucktool!
by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008
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Fuckfoot

1) An injured foot.
"I can't do shit now that I broke this goddam fuckfoot!"
by Lisa Kostik January 5, 2002
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Fuckfolk

The gender neutral version of "Fuckbois"
Reasonable person: What are you guys up to?
Girl: Snapping my dad nudes
Guy: I'm her dad
Reasonable person walks away because they'z fuckfolk
by The Jabbertalky September 3, 2016
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Fuckfolk

Coined by Luce 5 April 2018
Gender neutral version of "Fuckboi" or "Fuckgirl".
A person who is strictly into sexual relationships and will do anything to get what they want regardless of the lies required.
Warning, Apparently Fuckfolk can wink at you via messenger now. Be aware, not alarmed.
by Callmesir73 May 21, 2018
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Fuckfolly

A fucked up folly. Derived from the fuckfolly plant which grew in southern Maryland. Plural form is fuckfollys!
1. the door to your fucking room is fuckfolly

2. fuckfolly is exactly like all the rest asshole

3. i'm grew a fuckfolly on my chin
by Soda Crunk October 20, 2004
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fucking fucktool

A female who is naive enough to think that someone who is blatantly dull / not intelligent enough to say things other than "Hi" are actaully just really mysterious. Often these females will spend lots of time with the mouth-breather in question, and realize that he actaully is just too stupid / dull to hold up their end of a convo.
Fucking Fucktool: "I don't understand, I've known him for a good 2 months and he still wont keep a conversation with me. I just don't get it. Maybe he is just dull afterall."

Non-FFT: I told you he was a dumbass, you Fucking Fucktool.
by Sweets April 26, 2004
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Fuckfoolery

Fuckfoolery is something that is fucked up and that'll have you looking like a fool
She went back to her ex after she caught him cheating with her sister what type fuckfoolery is that
by Marica Dorsey July 12, 2018
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