fuckee 

A new definetion for this, my friend and i made:

N. a man or woman that if given the opportunity, you wud fuck them on the spot.

if referring to a celebrity: a fuckee is that famous person that, even though completly unatainable, you wud definetly have sex with if given the chance

if referring to a more realistic person: a fuckee is someone who is deemed "fuckable"

Girl: OMG. I was almost orgasmic. tyson beckford is on tv right now!
guy: obviously, he is one of your fuckees.

fuckee by christian ashley January 19, 2008

fuckee 

VERY VERY stupid person..

<nick> hi, i ma eh a dumb
<|-_-> stfu fuckee

fuckee by |-_- February 20, 2004

Fuckee 

Specifically, the person being fucked.

Howard: Yo I made Ashlee my fuckee, she gave me a nice blowjob.

Carl: I don’t need to hear your little wet dream stories.

Howard: Oh fuck you, faggot.

Carl: Thanks, bro, you too :)

Fuckee by Hazodaki December 21, 2023

Professional fuckee

Someone who is a fuckee and makes a living with it.
Fancy way of saying prostitute.
$ -> SEX

Teacher : What do you think of as your future career?
Girl : I will be be a professional fuckee.
Teacher : (puzzled) Could you tell us about that job?
Girl(Bitch) : It is a professional job that requires 'special education'(sex) from primary or secondary school.

You can earn much money, but it requires certain physical traits.

This is also a very traditional job, since it has existed since the dawn of civillization.
Teacher(Naive): OK.

Professional fuckee by Jekr December 30, 2018

donkey fuckee 

Someone who gets fucked by donkeys

Rob Passantino and Pat Gerrity get fucked in the ass by the same donkey, that is why they are donkey fuckees

donkey fuckee by Mandinga October 2, 2003

Destination fucked 

It's when you drink a beer on the roof and then hit yourself in the head with the can. Then try to be Tony Hawk, fail hard, fall on your head and lay there for a moment while a child gives you the finger. Also there is a fire on the right and a fat pig.

This is the longest journey to destination fucked.

Destination fucked by mstr-rptr November 29, 2018

Fizzle Fucked

When things or situations get messed up with no logical explanation or understanding. Different from a "Cluster Fuck", a situation that is Fizzle Fucked just makes no God damn sense.

For example, when your phone charger works only half the time and never when you really need it the most. You stand there bending the cord back and forth and shaking it like you are trying to raise the dead. Suddenly someone walks by and says, "Son, looks like your charger is Fizzle Fucked."

Fizzle Fucked by Seahawks1300 January 29, 2017