Fucktangle

Fucktangle -

A sexual position utilized by swingers, especially swinger geometry teachers, carpenters (Jesus), and many others. A fucktangle is any shape made when several people link themselves together through sexual actions that closely resemble said shapes, shapes that include "tangle" in their names, i.e. rectangle, triangle, and rhombus...tangle.

"I need help with my geometry so me, my best friend's mom, and his sister totally made a fucktangle last night. Then we calculated."

by Mr. Big Meat December 20, 2006

Festering Fucktangle

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.

"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"

by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018

fuckdinger

a dirty rat ass bitch dick head

you are a fat fuckdinger

by thebribri December 28, 2007

Fuckmangle

Fuckmangle: where something has been destroyed to the point of no return!

aka: "dude u seriously fuckmangled ur car"

(person 2) "stupid fucking tree"

by A--Hofasho--biatch! July 3, 2009

FUCKDANGLE

Something that appears contradictory but ultimately makes sense. Surrounded by odd feelings and misgivings, but with no strong sense of wrongness.

Finding out my parents still do drugs was a big fuckdangle, but why wouldn't they?

by Dyna-Mole April 15, 2010

Fucktanglar

Holy shit this is the worst of the worst.

"This is fucktanglar! The fucking pipe is clogged and its going to explode!"

"What the hell? That's more Fucktanglar than the time my 5th grade teacher pointed out all the black children were truble makers!"

by Luigigamer940 May 21, 2020

fucktangle

The geometric shape of something that has been smashed beyond recognition.

That truck used to be a rectangle until the dumbass crashed it, now it's a fucktangle.

by q359 July 25, 2023