fuckchimp

A truly moronic human being (i.e. one having the intelligence of someone that would conduct sexual relations with a chimpanzee)

"I say! The chap at the haberdashery short-changed me by 20 pounds!"
"Crikey, what a fuckchimp!"

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Fucklimation

The measurement of lost acreage, diminished elevation, and evaporated real estate property in a homeowner's front (or back) yard due to excessive rainwater runoff, incompetent city utility work, or extensive soil settling over time in an older property.

I would like to give you $100,000 for your home, but the massive fucklimation in the front yard caused your appraisal to come in at $75,000.

by Darn210 May 21, 2011

#FuckFlip

When you majestically flip nonexistent hair over your shoulder and end by swinging your hand forward with the middle finger extended ~ Used to obliterate basic bitches and command supremacy while looking flawless. Mostly used by guys to conquer and destroy the social sphere.

After that kid stole my signature move, I #fuckflipped him off and drove away with his girl.

by travisocrates May 18, 2014

Fucksimp

A fuckboy who disguises himself as a loving simp devoted to one woman but thanks others for existing at the same time

Anna - omg did you see Cristianos comment on Isabella's photo saying he kisses the ground she walks on?
Melinda - No... But I saw his comment on Sabrina's asking to be her toy

Anna - what a fucksimp eww

by Saribelle September 11, 2025

Fucksimp

A fuckboy who disguises himself as a loving simp devoted to one woman but thanks other women for existing at the same time

'did you see all his comments on different girls photos acting like hes their dog on a lead'

'yeah what a fucksimp eww'

by Saribelle September 11, 2025