holy fuckballs

It basically means you're in shock. Just like saying oh my god but way more
Intense.

Holy fuckballs I can't sleep.

by Strobelight1993 December 1, 2013

fuckbilly

In similarity to a fuckboy, a low working-class white person, especially a politically incorrect reactionary one, from a rural area who is an unsophisticated country person, possibly associated originally with the remote regions of the Appalachians and is the worst kind of guy, or at least one who represents the worst trends of the present moment. Simply put; a weak ass redneck, that ain't bout shit.

Look at that there fuckbilly up on that there hillside, boy, I say boy, he trying to be something he damn well isn't.

by ThatThereSonuvaBeach March 10, 2017

fuckzall

The modification of a reciprocating saw (sawzall) into a fucking machine by attaching a dildo.

The contractor brought her to a crescendo of ecstasy with his fuckzall.

by moondoggi May 25, 2007

fuckall

1. used to denote futility and or the low worth of an attempt
2. something which is worth all of one fuck, which is universally agreed to be less than two shits

Bobby was chatting up a girl at the pub but all of his effords did fuckall for getting him laid

by nando November 14, 2002

Monkey Fuckball

When 2 or more people are trying to accomplish a task and failing spectacularly due to sheer incompetence. aka “two monkeys trying to fuck a football,”.

Those two guys putting that swingset together look like they are playing a game of monkey fuckball.

by Bobobzilla July 12, 2021

fuckball

A total wanker

"Dude, Dave is such a total fuckball"
"For real, he is NOT all the way live"

by Ryboflavin March 6, 2003

fuckall

A lang of British origin with many definitions. Of which are:
1. Worth absolutley nothing
2. A feeble and unsucessful attempt
3. An overall bad experience
4. An interjection of anger, excitement, or disbelief.

1. "It's Mickey mouse mate... and it's worth, a fuckall."
2. I just spent all evening with that girl and got absolutley fuckall out of it.
3. It's so damn windy I couldn't even begin to golf, and it was just a fuckall of a time.
4. Oh fuckall! Did you just grab my ass?

by Michael Vinduska September 19, 2003