fuckwagon

1)One who treats his 'friends' terribly, must always argue about everything.
2)One who must always be right, and always be the best at whatever is unders discussion at the given time.
3)One who might talk out both sides of their mouth, a backstabber, an asshole.

"Man, that Tim has been a real FUCKWAGON lately."
"No shit."

by guessieus-whosieus January 11, 2004

fuckaroni

A conjunction between fuck + macaroni when you are cooking macaroni and cheese. If you fuck it up, it is then fuckaroni or fuckaroni and cheese.

"Damn it. I just got done making this fuckaroni and cheese and now I can't eat it!"

by Brandizzle74 April 21, 2006

Fucktagonal

When a group of friends enjoy sexing each other despite the romantic relationships formed previous to the sexing.

I banged Dan's Fiance, and then my roommates girlfriend. What a Fucktagonal Relationship. :)

by HairySteve November 23, 2009

fuckaging

The kind of impossible packaging that hurts you/makes you scream "FUCK! FUCK!! FUUUUUCK!" when you're trying to open it.

"I sliced off my left thumb when I had to use a chef's knife to get through the fuckaging on my new USB drive. FUCK! that hurt."

by dolly llama October 12, 2009

Fuckaroni

When something just really amazes you or excited you.

Holy fuckaroni! Your nails are gorgeous!

by Atomicprincess September 29, 2018

Fuckaroni

Fuckaroni meaning the same thing as Holy shit dude or What the Fuckaroni is this shit. Or Holy Fuckaroni this is bs.

Holy Fuckaroni, I cant deal with this shit.

by Ladydolphindogs September 13, 2020

fuckamonkey

Usually used as an explative.

Refers to the problem of AIDS interfearing with completely free sex. Someone somewhere just had to fuck a monkey...

see fudgemonkey fuckmonkey

"Oh fuckamonkey!" expressing sexual frustration

"Somebody had to fuckamonkey"

by Andrew May 13, 2005