1. Fucksticks! I forgot to get my change from that hooker!
2. That guy just cut me off! What a fuckstick!
2. That guy just cut me off! What a fuckstick!
by Sir Loin du Boeuf July 24, 2003

When inserting your fuckstick into your own anal cavity, take great precaution not to injure yourself.
The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.
The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004


1. Slang term for the male sexual organ, or penis
2. Generic insult, most commonly used as a witty retort.
Should NOT be confused with the sexual practise "fukastik"
2. Generic insult, most commonly used as a witty retort.
Should NOT be confused with the sexual practise "fukastik"
1. Dude, stop groping my fuckstick.
2. "You seem to be emitting the distinct but not unpleasant odour of wee." "Shut it, fuckstick."
2. "You seem to be emitting the distinct but not unpleasant odour of wee." "Shut it, fuckstick."
by Plant February 9, 2004

A person that is being a tool, a dumbass, a moron, etc. A generally aggravating, not real smart person.
by radarlove1968 June 12, 2018

by Fusion November 15, 2002

by thevictor13 September 25, 2008
