Fuck Weasel

Someone who weasels into your life and fucks you over big time.
Jordin will forever be known as a fuck weasel to the rest of his "friends"
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Fuck Weasel

dick; penis. the infamous appendage. mammalian version of trouser snake.
a weasel-like protuberance used for-- what it says.
Why don't I like Dan? Because he's a fuck weasel -- and if you can't see that, so are you.
by Sadsaque October 10, 2015
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holly fuck weasels

Pious rodents who copulate with alarming abandon upon one's soul.
holly fuck weasels my car has been towed.
by dirtyjack83 February 07, 2014
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fuck faced weasel

What my father calls anything he doesn't like either that or he flips it/them off.
You are such a fucker faced weasel
by Kittykat6996 July 12, 2005
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weasel fuck

A fuckin' weasel. You know the kind. That prick that always ends up ruining your day. That dude that steals your chick. In short, a complete asshole, one that shits all over everything he/she comes near - (team america reference right there). This person is an operator, they appear indecisive and cool at first, however they usually have a behind the scenes motive to fuck your life up.
Brock is such a weasel fuck, he screwed my girl then told my boss I'm a crack addict!!
by pinklloyd May 12, 2009
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