fuck knots

A condition that causes tangling of the hair, most often by very vigorous sex.

After a three day sex and crystal meth binge, I had a bad case of fuck knots.

by nervous_farter April 20, 2003

Know-fuck-all

The opposite of a know-all; a person who behaves as if they know nothing but really is incredibly knowledgeable, to the point of causing annoyance.

"You aced the test yet talk to me as though you failed, such a patronising little know-fuck-all."

by shitstained mattress September 16, 2020

you know what fuck you

the best way to end a conversation about a conflict or something stupid.

guy1: A tomato is a fruit not a vegetable.
guy2: No its a vegetable!
guy1: No, it's a fruit. see it says that a tomato is in the fruit family in Websters Dictionary!
guy2: You know what fuck you!

by man with the flow February 9, 2006

Fuck if I know

When you have no idea what someone is asking you you should reply with this

girl: what time do you get off work?
guy: Fuck if I know

by OG March 31, 2004

fuck if i know

if you dont know what someone is talking about then this comes in handy.

hey whats the answer to this problem

fuck if i know

by mike October 7, 2003

the fuck if i know

when someone is asking you a question that you dont know

G-"hey what happened with sarah?"

K-"the fuck if i know"

G-"well then..."

by WhiteCat November 21, 2013

Fuck If i know yet

It’s when you die because you at to many tide pods after hanging out with the hoes but it’s ok because you are in a game and you just respawn, so to sum this up go fall in a hole and fuck the moon, thank you and good night

The word being defined is fuck if I know yet which mean I’m board

by Your big old fat mommy April 11, 2018