1.to rectally or vaginally insert a crucifix in to ones self.
2.To totally dismay a Christian by foiling their dogmatic beliefs
3.Term used to display immense frustration
2.To totally dismay a Christian by foiling their dogmatic beliefs
3.Term used to display immense frustration
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3. Oh holy Christ-Fuck! my dick is gone.
2.Bobby got Christ-Fucked
3. Oh holy Christ-Fuck! my dick is gone.
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