by 412pistolvania November 3, 2008
Get the fucks witmug. A person who professes superior self knowledge but really has only a limited and/or skewed grasp of any subject. These people often float from the bottom of the turd bowl in the form of a middle manager. Fuck-wit detection is fairly easy after about 30 seconds of conversation.
Me: "The problem is the third party vendor for product A, they are recalling their product from this particulat LOT"
Fuck-wit: "Well we are not buying from product A any more"
Me: "Um, well it is not their fault, their vendor is recalling the component"
Fuck-wit, "I can't understand the bad business practices of Product A that they would buy bad components"
Me: "Um, they did not buy bad components on purpose, that is why they are replacing the component for free"
Fuck-wit: "Well we are not buying from product A any more"
Me: "Um, well it is not their fault, their vendor is recalling the component"
Fuck-wit, "I can't understand the bad business practices of Product A that they would buy bad components"
Me: "Um, they did not buy bad components on purpose, that is why they are replacing the component for free"
by capngrumpy November 8, 2005
Get the fuck-witmug. by atlascassidy September 27, 2008
Get the fuck witmug. an idividual who by fault of parental conception is a skid-mark on the collective underwear of society. Seeassclown, fuck-fuck, fuckstick, dumb-ass, chris, shane
damn that guy sure is fuck-witted. He is even more fuck-witted than shane. Maybe even more than chris
by some dude July 6, 2004
Get the fuck wittedmug. Someone who has fuck all brains. Used to descibe anyone who generally does not think about thinks to much. Wit less to the point of being a "Fuck"
by Sammyt December 28, 2005
Get the fuck-witmug. 1 An often clumsy, brain-dead, half-retarded, dogs-ass-useless, painfully annoying person who can't seem to accomplish even the simplest of tasks.
2 A word used in place of "mess around with"
2 A word used in place of "mess around with"
1 "God damnit bitch, I said turn LEFT.....you're such a Fuck-Wit!!!"
2 "Don't Fuck Wit it, the picture is fine!"
2 "Don't Fuck Wit it, the picture is fine!"
by F!$h!e December 31, 2008
Get the Fuck-Witmug. 1) Mortimer left his gas cap on the pump again, what a FUCK WIT !
2) Yo, my mac9 jam at da drive-by last night. You FUCK WIT it fo me homie?
2) Yo, my mac9 jam at da drive-by last night. You FUCK WIT it fo me homie?
by WORDLE August 24, 2011
Get the fuck witmug.