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fuck up some stamps

To buy or eat a lot of food at once. use more punches in dining halls than one would on a normal day in college, use more food stamps/EBT funds than normal.

Derived from food using food stamps and fuck up some commas, this is how people on that EBT say munch.
Bruh i just pulled 5 jibs, im boutta fuck up some stamps tonight
I just did some ghetto stock trading and now i have an extra $100 for food this week. When my boys pull up, we boutta go to walmart and fuck up some stamps, ya heard
by Prill. October 17, 2018
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fuck up some comma's

Let's fuck up some comma's
by FREEBANDZ November 21, 2014
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Let me bring examples that happen in my school... (to prevent lawsuits and snoopings, I will avoid mentioning class and student names)

so in my first class, some are quite enjoyable to talk to even the hot ones, others will try to end the conversation

and in my second class, ESPECIALLY my 2nd class.. some girls i have to initiate with and they even try to reject me by looking into their phones and usually not initiating with me.. but a select few of them still like to talk to me.. today there was a cutie who called my name out (she sat behind me and i felt shocked) and she asked me if i had a book that was needed for homework.. i told her yeah and gave her the book because she said she needed to take shots of it.. it was 2 mins and she gave the book back to me.. but the other cutie and i didn't talk to each other at all today

aaanddd in my third class, there was a cutie who i sat next to and i was focusing on the computer as we worked on something, i didn't talk to her but i did notice her rubbing her legs in her sweats and she switched to another spot... HOWEVER ANOTHER CUTIE (whom I just found out had her bf and her posted on social media, lol) kept on smiling at me and i finally decided to talk to HER, and we still talk and she like plays with her hair on the occasion.. lol

Why do SOME women (even the sexy ones) prefer to talk to me while others (ESPECIALLY the sexy ones) require I talk to them
Why the fuck do SOME women like me and OTHERS don't?
by Lamborghini Murcielago Guy September 13, 2019
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go fuck somewhere else

go fuck somewhere else another way to tell someone to fuck off and go fuck themselves at the same time when you are not afraid to use stronger profanity
dude wheres my goddamn candy

man i dont have your goddamn candy go fuck somewhere else

no dude give me my goddamn candy and go fuck somewhere else

man you better stop badgering me about your goddamn candy and go fuck somewhere else

dude you are really uptight

man what do you expect to get from me im telling you to go fuck somewhere else

ok dude i get you
by littlejimmie April 2, 2019
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even retards get to fuck sometimes

when someone, who gets extremely lucky at something, starts talking shit and it pisses you off.
person A: HAHA you suck at hold em! I am the man motherfucker. I called your all-in bet and took you out biatch.
person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.
person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.
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fuck somebody up

by Cat215 November 5, 2010
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Fuck someone off

A very American way of saying "piss someone off" because fuck makes everything sound American.
I think Roger's trying to fuck someone off!
by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 2, 2021
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