Frons

To lie to people in a most insidious fashion.

When her boss told her that her contract was being renewed and it wasn't, she knew that she had been Fronsed.

by DaCon May 12, 2011

Fonstipation

The condition you get when you're belly is so bloated that you have a combination of a (near to full term) food baby AND constipation

Ell: babe do you fancy some pizza or curry?
Me: I couldn't eat another thing after yesterday's foodfest - look at my belly I've got bad fonstipation

by Lazyfatbitch December 26, 2016

Kanye-Fonsworth Renaissance

This term is used to describe a following within the hip-hop community, that wants to dress just like Kanye West or like Fonsworth Bentley.

J.Crew Sales Executive #1: I can't figure out why we've exceeded projected revenue for the 4th and 1st quarters...

J.Crew Sales Executive #2: Are you kidding me? You haven't realized the impact that the Kanye-Fonsworth Renaissance has had on the entire industry? J.Crew is gangsta now!!!

by Draper May 30, 2004

fronspipe

Fronspipe is a devious villain who terrorises the city of Uganda. He keeps the villagers at bay with his juicy ass. Not to be confused with frenspipe. Don’t ask about frenspipe.

‘Ohh nooo! Here comes fronspipe’

by Joab May 13, 2018

Luis Fonsi

A pervert who had sex with a woman in a sewer. He just loves sex, nothing else.

Friend: Hey, did you listen to the song, Despacito by Luis Fonsi?
Me: Yes, it sucked.

Friend: :( No its awesome.
Me: *kicks friend in the stomach* FLIPPING CRAZY DUMB BLOODY PIECE OF CRAP.

by JacobSaysHahahaha April 19, 2018

Fonslacker

A girl of generic Asian heritage, that severely slacks when doing work.

You haven't done your homework yet, you Fonslacker!

by Dermotyouracunt December 14, 2010

Fonsua

The sexual art of toy play.

Fonsua is like the kama sutra of having sex with sex toys.

by The Fonsua Masters June 17, 2014