frusterbate

This is what sexually frustrated teenagers do when trying to deal with stirrings from the opposite sex.

"I sure had a severe case of blue balls when Sandy kept beaving me at the party. I had to frusterbate at the filling station on the way home.

by running out of patience May 2, 2009

frosted kitty treats

Cat poops covered in kitty litter, primarily those found and eaten by your dog.

I wish my dog would stop eating frosted kitty treats. I keep finding little trails of gravel leading to my dog with bad breath.

by A dog and cat owner May 28, 2013

Frosted Sugar Cookies

THE BEST COOKIE TO GRACE MANKIND IN ALL OF HISTORY

IF U DISAGREE, YOU ARE NOT HUMAN

Jamal: Ayo Tom, you got any Frosted Sugar Cookies?
Tom: You know it.
Henry: Nah bro those are shit.
Jamal: THE FUCK YOU SAYING?

by CrispyRoti October 9, 2022

Frosted Flakes

When you nut and don't clean everything up, so it dries up and becomes flakey.

I should've cleaned up my frosted flakes before my family came over.

by bigpeep113 February 24, 2017

Frosted Dog

During homosexual coitus between men, a position that consists of one man ejaculating onto the other’s phallus with the intention that the latter will insert the “Frosted” penis into the anus of his partner.

Man 1: “Hey, I’m feeling extra kinky tonight…”
Man 2: “Wanna give you a Frosted Dog so bad.”
Man 1: “I can’t wait to feel that Frosting baby…”

by Kafka’s Middle Nut August 19, 2021

Frosted Lemonade

during intercourse, whenever the male urinates and then ejaculates into his partner’s cavity and then sips the mixture out with a straw

person 1: did you hear that bryson had a weird thing for giving the ladies frosted lemonades?

by fuqshi69 March 10, 2022

frosted butts

The only acceptable combo-breaker to use when someone is trying to count to 10 on a message/imageboard.

Poster #1: 1

Poster #1: 2

Poster #1: 3

Poster #1: 4

Poster #2: Frosted Butts.

Poster #1: FUCK

by frosted butt August 26, 2007