frumpkin

a frumpkin is a piece of shit stuck with a piece of toilet paper which sticks to your ass hairs after taking a massive steaming shit.

Even though Tristan wiped his ass after taking a dump, he still had some smelly frumpkins hanging about his anus, and when I was sucking on his balls, I accidentally licked one off.

by Kyle Queen March 5, 2008

Frumpkin

An off shoot of the 'blumpin'. Giving oral pleasure to an obese man while he deficates.

"Hey you know Jim the fat guy with the frump? He loves getting frumpkins from cheap prostitutes."

by big papa4536 September 20, 2011

Frumpkin

To use one's tongue on a females vagina during her act of defecation.

He sure did know how to give a frumpkin!

by thejessence January 3, 2015

Frumpkin

A term one of your girlfriends will say if guy is generally a loser. It is embarrassing if you are dating him or hooking up with him.

Eww Tony is such a loser. Stop talking to him. He is a frumpkin.

by Jen2016 July 20, 2021

frumpkin

a farting toad on a mushroom

My frumpkin is your frumpkin is our frumpkin

by Alo March 5, 2004

frumpkin

a good flick in the testies while performing oral.

Jamie gave me a frumpkin last Tuesday... my balls still hurt!

by E.E. Cummings June 2, 2008

Frumpkin Basting

When a man ejaculates on the face of a frumpy girl.

I went out last night frumpkin Basting ugly women.

by Souless75 April 5, 2023