frumper

A long, mid-calf or ankle length, loose, ugly, frumpy jumper, worn with a t-shirt, turtleneck, or polo style shirt underneath. Frumpers are most often seen on fundamentalist, homeschooling Christian women or their daughters for the sake of modesty.

I knew I had spotted a fundie family in the Walmart parking lot because the mom and her 5 daughters were wearing matching pink calico frumpers.

by not a duggar June 15, 2011

frumped

To have been subjected to sex by a frump. Similar to being fat bitched but by a girl who is ugly instead of fat. Waking up next to a bagger, butterface or Cleveland Brown. One can be frumped voluntarily, as in the case of a fat bagger or hogger.

Mike went home with that bagger from the bar last night. I think he got frumped!

by PMax March 9, 2008

frumpelstiltskin

when a person spends all day in sweats or pyjamas and gets large amounts of stuff done, all without getting ready or dressed properly.

A combination of frumpy + Rumpelstiltskin.

"What are you up to today?"

"I got up early and I've just been Frumpelstiltskin all day, getting shit done at home. I didn't even brush my teeth."

by mischief the cat June 17, 2012

frumpet

A woman who is both a frump and a strumpet. A bagger who is a slut. A whore who is also a Cleveland Brown. A butterface who will gladly put out. Frump + strumpet = frumpet.

Amy is such a frumpet. She isn't good looking, but she'll put out for just about any guy.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Frumpied

To be confronted by the numbers 752. Orginated from the USS Pasadena (SSN 752). The USS Pasadena had a cartoon turtle with boxing gloves named frumpy. The crew began to proclaim, "I Just got frumpied!", if they saw 752 anywhere, such as 7:52 AM or $7.52. Avoiding these numbers becomes a daily chore.

Don't buy the number 7 meal, the total adds up right, and you get frumpied.

by Frumpy752 July 14, 2010

frumpleforeskin

Is a play on rumplestilskin. It is the act of stretching out the ball sacks over the forehead of your frumpy partner.

Hahahaha Reina was so baked I gave her a frumpleforeskin.

by MohammedMudSlaP February 13, 2008

frumping

Hooking up with a frump. Like hogging, but with a bagger or butterface instead of a fat chick. Making it with an ugly or homely girl; screwing a frumpet.

Don went frumping last night and he hooked up with a total Cleveland Brown - she looked nice from the neck down, but she was pretty ugly above the shoulders.

by PMax March 9, 2008