fruitsterbating

The act of masturbating with a piece of fruit.

"I had the most scrumptious fruitsterbating session last night. I jacked off inside a banana, and it felt goooood."

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. April 20, 2015

Mentally Frittatered

To have been Frittatered so hard that the frittata phases through your face and replaces your brain

"That guy is seriously Mentally Frittatered"
"yeah he must have been frittatered so hard"

by Joeyrsp April 19, 2014

Fruitcakers

A fruit cake who likes other fruit cakes typically name Joel or Philip

Wow its like a fruitcake convention in here! what a bunch of fruitcakers

by Philip t dogg January 14, 2008

Fruitcakers

A fruit cake who likes other fruit cakes typically name Joel or Philip

Wow its like a fruitcake convention in here! what a bunch of fruitcakers

by Philip t dogg January 14, 2008

Frittater

To hit someone in the face with a frittata. Past tense Frittatered

"Dude if you dont shut up im gonna Frittater you so hard"

by Joeyrsp April 19, 2014

Frontwater

Verb
Antonym for backfire. This means when things exactly go like they are supposed to. Like watering your front lawn.

The plan frontwatered and we were able to steal the diamonds.

by DaFrontWaterer June 17, 2021

fruitosterous

a severe illness, causing the person suffering it to be a homosexual.

person 1: "oh owen i heard you got diagnosed with fruitosterous a few days ago? you doing okay man?"
person 2: "no i'm gay.'

by milfsarehot444 November 10, 2021