Fruitless Grind

When a group of guys go out to pick up chicks only to come home empty handed.

How was the club last night? Did you meet any hoes?

Nah, we were on the fruitless grind.

by therizza December 29, 2012

Fruitilicious

When something smells especially fruity and you can't help but take a whiff.

"What's that great smell?"

"Oh, that's the smoothies I'm making."

"They smell absolutely fruitilicious!"

by Bagelriffic November 6, 2013

fruitimental

fruitimental is the movie elemental but it’s so fruity so it turned into fruitimental everyone in that movie is fruity 🍑🥑🍒🍓🍌🍊🍍🍋🥥🍆🍎🥝🍉🍏🍅🍈🍐🫐

fruitimental was very fruit

by crunch_ihateracheal123 July 18, 2023

Fruitless Effort

Having a flavoured condom, but no one to use it with.

I broke up with my girlfriend recently, but I still have a flavoured condom. Such a Fruitless Effort...

by H4XOR13 October 28, 2021

Fruitless Pursuit

Origin: Back in the day, Quakers would go out and pursue fruit.

What was the point of that fruitless pursuit!

by grounddpt May 14, 2021

Fruitility

Action Bearing a fruit

Years of hardwork must be put in.... before expecting fruitility

by shivkaran June 12, 2018

Tootie Fruitie

Slang term for a Prostitute, Escort or Call girl.

Also referred to as Toots.

Let's call a Tootie Fruitie to get our rocks off.

by The Truth and Legend February 5, 2010