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California Fruitbowl

The act of tucking big Jim and the Twins between your legs and mooning someone.
Thats disgusting, that dude just gave me a California Fruitbowl!
by Scrotimus Maximus January 29, 2004
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Fruitbat

A state of laser-focused fixation on the excessive and irresponsible consumption of mangos, specifically of the "Milton" variety (see Milton Mango). To go "Full Fruitbat" is to consume two or more six-packs in one sitting whilst listening to Shannon Noll's "Unbroken" album on repeat.
"Barters was recovering nicely from his alcohol addiction until Southern Sky popped on the radio. It was at that time the big man went full fruitbat on Steve-o's stash and was last seen en route to the Alex Hills Hotel."
by alfstewart4lyf April 30, 2019
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Fruitbat

Drinking method, the act of being held upside down whilst downing a beer or or fruity alcoholic beverage of your choice.
You should do a fruitbat when you drink that!”
by tomfreeman20 October 7, 2020
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fruitbar

Derogatory term for homosexual male, almost exclusively used in IRC chat rooms.
<formulate> you fucking fruitbar
by Anonymous March 26, 2003
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Fruitbatgate

The academic version of sexual banter in the workplace, or dressing up sexual harassment as scientific discussion. Derived from a case in which a sexually frustrated male lecturer "discussed" oral sex amongst fruitbats in a suggestive manner with a female colleague.

Often confused with academic freedom or an attack on evolutionists.

(The initial paper on oral sex prolonging copulation in fruitbats, by Gareth Jones et al, won an IgNobel award in 2010).
When I told her how two bonobos would sort it out, I never expected another fruitbatgate.
by Class of 64 November 1, 2010
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fruitbag

A well-known troll in math and science channels on irc networks, mostly freenode, efnet, and undernet.
In #math:
<fruitbag> A player uses a controller to maneuver a character through a video game. Where is the gamepad of the mind?

In #not-math:
<fruitbag> Everything I do is interpreted by the guys in #math as trolling.
<fruitbag> It's bullshit, man.
by coequalizer November 25, 2007
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Canadian Fruitbowl

When a man tucks his tackle between his legs to give the impression he has a vagina. The view from behind is known as a Canadian Fruitbowl
"Look darling, I have a vagina...." She replies "look at the back.... it's a Canadian Fruitbowl"
by DBeast February 28, 2009
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