Fruitbat

A strange kid with huge ears that moves into your house possibly eats palm nuts
Dude...wtf did you just see that fruitbat?
Yeah it better not shit on my car
by Brob2389 August 11, 2011
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Fruitbat

A really dutty and bitty person
“She’s a right fruitbat she is”
by Sloths4lyfe November 27, 2017
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fruitbats

Used to describe gay guys who are crazy party animals.
How you fruitbats are able to party all day and night and go straight to work I'll never know.
by CalebCarter September 12, 2020
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fruitbat

Done with friends usually and it basically is smashing/hitting fruit with a bat and watching it splatter over something other than yourselves.
You are walking down the street and you see some guys hitting fruit with a bat. You would say "They are playing Fruitbat, i'd better stay away from them"......
by Max Haggard May 03, 2007
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Albino fruitbat

Parts upon a lady which hang down in pairs and flap about when hungry. See flaps

Depending on ethnic origin, the lady who owns the bat may have a non albino fruitbat
It was crazy, she unleashed the albino fruitbat and the draft from its wings near as dammit floored me, I'd never before seen such mighty flaps
by jivehoneyjive March 10, 2008
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fruitbatting

the act of spreading one’s asscheeks and searching with the tongue for dingleberries(poop)
I wonder if Helton got full after fruitbatting Emily’s asshole?!
by yourdadfr October 19, 2022
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fruitbat

A churchgoing girl/woman who enjoys the company of particularly effeminate and flamboyant closeted-gay Christian men but don't realize said men are probably gay (as bats are blind).
"Dude are Jess and Gina for real not a little sus of all the vibes those guys from their 'prayer group' give off?"

"Yeah deadass I hear Mellwood Methodist is a CAVE of fruitbats."
by meowcake June 21, 2021
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