fisticle

1. When you're giving some dude a hard-ass fisting and your fist tears through his colon and ends up inside of his sac.
2. A fist that has replaced one or both of the testes as a result of deep violent fisting.

The mayor puked up his salmon dinner when I gave him a fisticle.

by Selur Natas September 9, 2004

Festicles

The act in which a male / or transvestite (whatever u prefer), will paint their balls, one red one green, and their cock stripy as a candy cane, in the joy a spirit of celebrating the festive christmas season.....or any other time,, you then have FESTICLES

Josh - Dude ur festicles are hanging out!!!
Al - Oh i know
Josh - Man u sure do love christmas
Al - That i do my friend..that i do
Josh - U know what (whips out festicles), so do I
Al - Sweet, Lets strut with pride
(continues to walk down the road)

by Josh.T May 13, 2008

Fistsicle

The act of turning someone into a human popsicle by placing your fist into their vagina or anus.

How bad was jail last night?

It was horrible, someone made me their fistsicle.

by JBMR May 8, 2013

Fisticule

An alternative to the handshake. When two bros meet they'll put their own hands together in the shape of a testicles, let their arms hang to the floor, then thrust their hips forward so that they tap their symbolic testicles.

Bro don't leave me hanging! Why don't you want to tap fisticules?

by Jemarito February 18, 2015

festicles

the combined build-up of ball sweat and dust that accumulates on your nuts after many days at an outdoor jam festival.

Dude, I need a shower...my festicles are raging.

Did you catch Buckethead late night? My festicles were rockin'!!!

by Complex Moo Snuggle August 2, 2008

frosticles

The annoying layer of frosty icy stuff that develops on old and or previously semi-thawed ice cream.

Opening up a tub of seemingly tasty looking ice cream and... Oh Shit ‘Frosticles’... i guess i can eat around them (knowing full well that it’s still gonna taste like shit)

by 0ddjob February 21, 2011

tristicle

1: Slang for a third testicle

2: Someone with three testicles

1: Ask someone “Do you want to see alfree?” They respond “Alfree, what?” You then call out “Alfree Deeeeeez Tresticles!”
2: I'm never hanging out with Jeff again, that tristicle's coin purse is overflowing.

by thiscrakaslug November 30, 2014