frillionaire

Having so much money, you can't count it, nor would you need to. May imply a blase attitude about the money, or sometimes the lack of intelligence necessary to keep track of it.

"So your friend just went and bought you a new tractor?"

"He won the lottery -- he's a frillionaire."

by Tim Grant February 16, 2007

Brilliantist

1.A name for a job that doesn't exist. First used by professional Brilliantist Joseph Hilton Bunn(1989)
2.A unifying term for many dreams people have. Includes: Outlaws, Poets, Artists, Writers, Jugglers, Bards.

If someone asks you what you would like to do when you're older, and you already are older, or you simply don't know, reply with:

'I want to be a Brilliantist.'

by Tobias Toast February 14, 2007

brilliantastic

1. Jonny Craig

2. An amazing mixture of brilliant and fantastic. To be used when one adjective is just not good enough to describe how awesome, fascinating, stunning, marvelous and unbelievably good something is.

Boy: You ever hear of Jonny Craig?

Girl: Of course, who hasn't? He's brilliantastic. You wish you could be like him.

by KawaiiKylene April 30, 2011

Brilliant prose

Text so dense, dull, and filled with words that haven't been used for three hundred years that no one can comprehend it, let alone object to it.

I was arguing with some dude on the internets the other day, but he had such brilliant prose there was no way i could win.

by muirne April 6, 2013

Brilliantce

A sarcastic term to be substituted in for wherever "Brilliance" or "Brilliant" would be used earnestly if not for the raging stupidity at play.

Co-worker A: "Our pointy haired boss just suggested we replace Apache with IIS on Linux."
Co-worker B: "Brilliantce!"

Friend A: "Want beef stew?"
Friend B: "I'm vegan."
Friend A: "Oooh I'll use a chicken broth then."
Friend B: "Brilliantce."

by Puddles McGee June 12, 2012

brilliantness

The state of something being brilliant, normally used in conjunction with an idea.

"Hey man, how about instead of spending 6 hours at one Halloween party, we spend 2 hours at 3 different parties?!"

"That's brilliantness!"

by argyle09 November 12, 2009

Salt Filliatio

The act of receiving oral sex after rubbing grains of salt into the usually self-inflicted cuts on the outside of the penis

Dude, after i cut myself last night that male Czechoslovakian transvestite gave me amazing salt filliatio

by Cralex January 13, 2013