Friendship

A method of castrating men without using sharp objects.

From David DeAngelo's article:

She looked at him with compassion in her eyes
and said "Thank you... I really mean that... but
I don't want to mess up our friendship... you're
too important to me...".

by Killing Kittens March 31, 2005

Friendship

What Nate and Keene have.

The friendship blossomed into something more, something more beautiful than you could ever imagine.

by Billy351 June 12, 2017

Friendship

when your friends and you are desperate that no one can go thru you
when your friend feels sad you make them feel better

Our friendship has been for over 2 years.

by LAdybugfan10 October 6, 2019

Friendship

Friendship is something between two or more people who can trust each other and that will never turn their back on each other no matter what.

Friendship can last forever if its with the right people. People you can trust.

by Anonymus May 5, 2004

Friendship

fake

friendship is fake and we will all die alone

by BakugoBestHeroFiteMe November 22, 2019

Friendship

Friendship is a usually one-sided relationship between two people in which one person talks about their feelings, while the other responds with eye-rolls and sarcasm.

A typical conversation between friends:
"What is your family like?"
"Stop psychoanalyzing me."
-Friendship

by museochick December 14, 2014

Friendship

Two pals munching on a perfectly roasted face together.

Carl: "But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now"

Paul: "What? Why?"

Carl: "Because we're friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a perfectly roasted face together."

by Lightning533 January 5, 2011