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Friendo

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A friend of the male gender. The English language had previously made it too easy for men to make their girlfriend or whatever girl they were chasing at the time jealous by telling her he's "out with a friend". Back then, for the next several hours after receiving that "with a friend" text from him, her mind would go from convincing herself that the friend is a dude from his gym, to thinking that this "friend" is a 5'9" bikini model named Natash with insane legs who invited herself to his apartment. And back and forth between those thoughts. In reality, it was his childhood friend, Brian, that he was with, studying, but he knew what he was doing when he said to her "a friend" just to make himself cooler in her mind as she would for sure imagine this "friend" to be a woman and at least an 8. And he knew she wouldn't ask the sex of this friend, or she would appear to be a jealous psycho. And she is still trying to play it cool.
Women should demand that men clarify frienda or friendo so that they don't have this easy "with a friend" method of instilling jealousy into women's minds.

Example 2:

Girl: where are you?

Boy: I'm home waiting for a friend to come by to get something from me.

Girl: (imagining friend means some slut and something means sex). "What! Who is this bitch"
Boy: no, it's a friendo he's picking up some tickets from me.

Girl: oh! you should've said so to begin with! If only men would use friendo instead of he neutral "friend", it would save us from hours of looking through your Facebook friends list to see which of these bitches you may be with...
by Rrds September 9, 2013
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Friendo

a word used to friendzone someone that is so overtop and excessively friendish-sounding that it probably means the person secretly wants to bang.
Carla: Hey friendo!

Argo: shit

— - that night— -

Carla: let’s do 8 tequila shots!

Argo: ok

•after•

Carla: wanna bang?

Argo: but you called me a friendo

Carla: shut up

Argo: let’s bang
by gowolves87 October 3, 2017
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friendo

Used by females to distinguish a male friend whom of which the relationship with is platonic. To be used in lieu of saying "My guy friend". Replaces the annoying need to stop a story and explain that the friend is not a boyfriend.
Similar to the Spanish word "amigo".

Forget what you thought it meant after watching No Country for Old Men and use it for this purpose.

See also: frienda
Bill: Sarah, are you going to the show with your boyfriend?
Sarah: No, I am going with my friendo, Tony.
by friendo guy May 20, 2011
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Friendo

(Noun) 1. A person who is on the apposing side. 2. A person who doesn't have enough of ones trust to be granted friendship. 3. Borderline enemy. (enemy, foe, Acquaintance)
A Friendo for example might be an acquaintance - who seems untrustworthy or unreliable. Someone who is sneaky, a snitch, or a back stabber. A friendo might be an old friend who has terminated friendship through disloyal activity.
by Frutyloop23 February 23, 2009
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friendo

Simply a freind that is an asshole. This may or not mean that you are actually friends, But share some commonality with why you both may be considered assholes.

This may mean the person is a freind or an expression of commonality in dealing with situations that require harsh judgment without a moment of reservation. IE Thugs layers and soldiers often have the same mantle in dealing with situations but deal with them differently based on occupation.
Am I making your balls tickle yet, friendo?
by laconis June 22, 2021
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Friendo

A simple word to define friends that do not drink alcohol.
"Did you meet Matt's friendo? She doesn't drink but she can party!"
by revxp10 August 5, 2021
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Friendo Cratchit

A brown accountant who is forced to work christmas day when the office is closed
My boss pulled a Friendo Cratchit on me
by Superhoop May 19, 2018
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