2 definitions by Rrds
See related term friendo
A friend of the female gender. The English language had previously made it too easy for women to make their boyfriend or would-be suitor jealous by telling him she's "out with a friend". Back then, for the next several hours after receiving that "with a friend" text from her, his mind would go from convincing himself that the friend is a girl from her pilates class, to thinking that this "friend" is a 6'3" surgeon taking her out on his 75 ft yacht. And back and forth between those thoughts. In reality, it was her childhood friend, Sarah, that she was with, but she knew what she was doing when she said to him "a friend" just to drive him to insanity in a seemingly innocent and unintentional way. Because, of course, if he had asked the sex of this friend, he would appear to be a jealous psycho. And he is still trying to play it cool.
A friend of the female gender. The English language had previously made it too easy for women to make their boyfriend or would-be suitor jealous by telling him she's "out with a friend". Back then, for the next several hours after receiving that "with a friend" text from her, his mind would go from convincing himself that the friend is a girl from her pilates class, to thinking that this "friend" is a 6'3" surgeon taking her out on his 75 ft yacht. And back and forth between those thoughts. In reality, it was her childhood friend, Sarah, that she was with, but she knew what she was doing when she said to him "a friend" just to drive him to insanity in a seemingly innocent and unintentional way. Because, of course, if he had asked the sex of this friend, he would appear to be a jealous psycho. And he is still trying to play it cool.
Guys everywhere should demand that women clarify frienda or friendo so that they don't have this easy "with a friend" method of instilling jealousy into men's minds.
Example 2:
Boy: babe where are you?
Girl: I'm home waiting for a friend to come by to get something from me.
Boy: (imagining friend means some dude and something means sex). "Um .. uh.. ok"
Girl: not like that silly, it's a frienda.
Boy: oh! you should've said so to begin with! If only women started clarifying that they're with a frienda, it would save men hours of looking at your Facebook page for any check-ins, excessive "likes" from random dudes, or other such unusual activity.
Example 2:
Boy: babe where are you?
Girl: I'm home waiting for a friend to come by to get something from me.
Boy: (imagining friend means some dude and something means sex). "Um .. uh.. ok"
Girl: not like that silly, it's a frienda.
Boy: oh! you should've said so to begin with! If only women started clarifying that they're with a frienda, it would save men hours of looking at your Facebook page for any check-ins, excessive "likes" from random dudes, or other such unusual activity.
by Rrds September 9, 2013
See related term frienda
A friend of the male gender. The English language had previously made it too easy for men to make their girlfriend or whatever girl they were chasing at the time jealous by telling her he's "out with a friend". Back then, for the next several hours after receiving that "with a friend" text from him, her mind would go from convincing herself that the friend is a dude from his gym, to thinking that this "friend" is a 5'9" bikini model named Natash with insane legs who invited herself to his apartment. And back and forth between those thoughts. In reality, it was his childhood friend, Brian, that he was with, studying, but he knew what he was doing when he said to her "a friend" just to make himself cooler in her mind as she would for sure imagine this "friend" to be a woman and at least an 8. And he knew she wouldn't ask the sex of this friend, or she would appear to be a jealous psycho. And she is still trying to play it cool.
A friend of the male gender. The English language had previously made it too easy for men to make their girlfriend or whatever girl they were chasing at the time jealous by telling her he's "out with a friend". Back then, for the next several hours after receiving that "with a friend" text from him, her mind would go from convincing herself that the friend is a dude from his gym, to thinking that this "friend" is a 5'9" bikini model named Natash with insane legs who invited herself to his apartment. And back and forth between those thoughts. In reality, it was his childhood friend, Brian, that he was with, studying, but he knew what he was doing when he said to her "a friend" just to make himself cooler in her mind as she would for sure imagine this "friend" to be a woman and at least an 8. And he knew she wouldn't ask the sex of this friend, or she would appear to be a jealous psycho. And she is still trying to play it cool.
Women should demand that men clarify frienda or friendo so that they don't have this easy "with a friend" method of instilling jealousy into women's minds.
Example 2:
Girl: where are you?
Boy: I'm home waiting for a friend to come by to get something from me.
Girl: (imagining friend means some slut and something means sex). "What! Who is this bitch"
Boy: no, it's a friendo he's picking up some tickets from me.
Girl: oh! you should've said so to begin with! If only men would use friendo instead of he neutral "friend", it would save us from hours of looking through your Facebook friends list to see which of these bitches you may be with...
Example 2:
Girl: where are you?
Boy: I'm home waiting for a friend to come by to get something from me.
Girl: (imagining friend means some slut and something means sex). "What! Who is this bitch"
Boy: no, it's a friendo he's picking up some tickets from me.
Girl: oh! you should've said so to begin with! If only men would use friendo instead of he neutral "friend", it would save us from hours of looking through your Facebook friends list to see which of these bitches you may be with...
by Rrds September 9, 2013