friendshit

a friendship That is non end-user compatible or friendly.

see companionshit, relationshit

our friendship went south. now it is just a real 'friendshit'

by EnterNot August 19, 2008

Friendshift

A periodic analysis and inventory of friends, or influences in your life that lead to a 'shifting out' of the toxic ones.

Mary: "Every time I sign on to social media, I get so stressed out by all of the negativity! It's not fun anymore!"
Bob: "Maybe it's time for a friendshift."

by evolvingslowly November 17, 2015

Friendshit

(noun) The type of union that someone has with their friends or best friend that is only acquired via friendshitting
(verb) The act of taking a shit with a friend or best friend in union

(noun) How the hell does their friendshit manage to be stronger than their friendship?
(verb) Yo, me and my homies just took a friendshit! It was awesome

by Aveloz December 11, 2021

Friendshit

When you are a true friend with someone who is desperately searching for anything wrong you do to end your friendship

Abbey: Me and amber are not friends anymore

Anne: omg why?
Abbey: because I told her that I don’t like her taste of clothes which I believe it didn’t hurt her but she asked people about me and tried to end our friendship because I have a bad past
Anne: that’s a real friendshit there

by 11.ask July 17, 2018

Friendshit

The relationship of two frenemies, or you and someone who you don't like, who thinks that you are their friend.

Hey John, I just want you to know that I hate you in a friendly way.

I do too David. I guess we have a friendshit now.

by Cabanerie September 30, 2016

Friendshit

When someone you know thinks they're friends with you but they really aren't.

"Fred is my colleague at work. We have a friendshit.

by fricking hECK December 22, 2017

Friendshit

When you realize what you thought was a good friendship isn't. You saw hello and wave but the person doesn't really care. They are just being polite.
EXAMPLE: (You)hey how are you, where you been. How's the family the do the cat.
(Them) oh we are good gotta go bye . Takes off goes inside what ever.
(You) call on phone just to talk. Rings or goes to voice mail
(THEM) never answers may call back a week later or never.
(them) hey can you help me
(You) goes running over to help
That's a friendshit

Thought they where my friends but lately it's more of a friendshit.

by trickster29 July 30, 2024