when you take a nice firm shit, then freeze it for 24 hours. after 24 hours the shit is pulled out, mildly thawed, and then brought into bed. this is usually used in the case of lesbians, but can work if you're a motivated gay as shit couple of guys. to spice things up eat corn before the shit.
1. Sindy: Roxanne get your big beautiful black ass over here.
Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!
Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie
Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.
Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!
Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie
Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.
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The concept was made popular in the Friends episode 'The One with Frank Jr.'.
The concept was made popular in the Friends episode 'The One with Frank Jr.'.
Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?
Monica: No, but he told me he thinks you're a fox.
Chandler: All right, Janice likes him. In fact, she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.
Joey: Her what?
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
Monica: No, but he told me he thinks you're a fox.
Chandler: All right, Janice likes him. In fact, she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.
Joey: Her what?
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
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Culturally been on the rise in recent years taking a significant leap across the charts of slang term heiarchy thanks to Joseph Urban's doink chats and Wetgvng's aqua pack.
Pirate 1- *inhales aqua pack* wow take a look at this freemitherfuckinwater, plenty to go around for everybody
Pirate 2- Wow thanks to this freemitherfuckingwater I am wet & lit for the rest of this doink chat.
Pirate 2- Wow thanks to this freemitherfuckingwater I am wet & lit for the rest of this doink chat.
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Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
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