1 definition by Joseph Urban

Pirate Slang originally derived from the term Free Water describes a great amount of free mitherfuckin water everywhere for everyone to enjoy.

Culturally been on the rise in recent years taking a significant leap across the charts of slang term heiarchy thanks to Joseph Urban's doink chats and Wetgvng's aqua pack.
Pirate 1- *inhales aqua pack* wow take a look at this freemitherfuckinwater, plenty to go around for everybody

Pirate 2- Wow thanks to this freemitherfuckingwater I am wet & lit for the rest of this doink chat.
by Joseph Urban March 8, 2018
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