Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

Jim just gets lost in whatever he's reading ever since he got Freemanic Paracusia.

by doublechris October 12, 2008

Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

Even this Viagra spam is soothing when heard through the distorting perception of Freemanic Paracusia: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my. Isn't *that* something."

by Zephyr Greene October 8, 2008

Freemanism

The belief that Gordan Freeman from half- life is a god.

Quotes
"All hail the crowbar"
"May Gordon keep you safe from Head crabs"

"I believe in Freemanism. We freemanists believe that in the future Gordon Freeman will save the world from the combine"

by Sir Oberon The Striped April 27, 2009

freemanic paracusia

a disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of morgan freeman

http://xkcd.com/462/ for an example of freemanic paracusia

by dork who reads xkcd October 8, 2008

Freemanism

A holy order dedicated to the worship of the Holy Voice of Morgan Freeman, and other such Holy Persons of specification.

Joe: May the blessings of the great Freeman be upon you!

Jim: Wow! I feel more epically amazing in every way than just before you uttered that phrase! It must be a gift from Morgan! I am going to convert to Freemanism!

Joe: That's five million, seven hundred and twelve!

by The Propheteerer August 2, 2011

frescomania

the craze for scribbling on walls.

The boy is gripped with frescomania. He would write anything on walls.

by uttam maharjan October 9, 2011

Freemanism

Based off of an interview with Morgan Freeman, Freemanism is the idea that if you just stop talking about racism, it will go away!

Interviewer: "Well how do we stop racism?"

Freeman: "Just stop talking about it!"

"Hey your a RACIST!"

"No, I believe in Freemanism!"

by WiseCracker49 April 20, 2018