Freelander

A hairdressers car, which only silly people drive.

My hairdresser has a Freelander - he’s very silly and ginger!

by Yum yum ur mum lookslikeaplum July 8, 2018

Freelance Mascot

A definition that’s been the word of the day for a few days now. This fact is very worrying. The actual definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ is ‘ A fun way to say furry!’.

Person 1: Hey, have you checked Urban Dictionary recently?
Person 2: Yeah, the same definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ has been word of the day since the start of this week!

by NougatNewt March 23, 2022

Freelapse

A free high that does not count as a relapse for those who are clean and sober, acquired through the following:
1. The effects of anesthesia, during or after surgery
2. Accidentally breathing toxic fumes
3. Eating food that unknowingly causes a buzz

Tom's trip to the dentist where he was administered nitrous oxide is considered a freelapse.

Vic went into a freelapse while spray-painting his bike.

"Whoa...this Indian food has something in it that is causing me to freelapse."

by (Brooklyn)Tommy G. September 15, 2007

freelance styler

Someone who can not freestyle rap, and writes their verses before they get to the battle. freelance styling is ILLEGAL in rap

Dan: Did you hear Darrell's verse at the battle?

Don: Yeah he is obviously a freelance styler

by captainseatbelt March 18, 2011

Project Freelancer

An organization in Red vs Blue, Leonard L. Church was given a single AI to use, the alpha, he was determined to find one super soldier to give it to so they could win the great war against aliens, however once the alpha split itself into a fragment by extreme emotion on that side of him, he no longer wanted one, but an entire army of super soldiers all with AIs, so he tortured the AI until it split into fragments, after his wife Allison died in the great war, he fragmented the emotion of Allison into Beta, and forgot his original goals and put bringing back Allison correctly. Agent Maine lost his ability to speak, so Agent Carolina gave her fragment, Sigma, Alpha's Creativity, to the Meta, Sigma corrupted the Meta and forced him to kill all the freelancers and steal their AI's, and most of the agents killed eachother. After his death, all agents for Project Freelancer were arrested for multiple criminal offenses. All agents were named after states.

Before there was Red vs Blue.

There was Project Freelancer

by A Incredible Pseudonym January 17, 2019

freelance

Unstructured work, often done outside the office on a piecemeal basis. Irregular and often unpaid.

The editor asked me to do all that writing on a freelance basis, but in the end he never paid me. I took him to court.

by RexGibson March 14, 2004

Frelax

When you think people are over reacting and need to seriously calm down. It is a nice way to tell someone to fucking relax.

You need to frelax it is not that serious!

by SLEEP1127 November 20, 2012