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freedom vendor

Slang term for an attorney, the court sanctioned salesperson who hawks freedom to the client with the fattest wallet.
You had better buy yourself a freedom vendor who is worth a shit if you expect to walk.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 20, 2019
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Fredo Scenario

When something goes horribly wrong for an individual amongst his family or group of friends – typically following an act of betrayal or unforgiveable poor judgment – and that person becomes an outcast. Although unloved and unwanted, the person is still allowed to hang around because of his previous relationship to those wronged. Adapted from the Fredo character in the Godfather movies.

Unfortunately, history has proven there is no way to tactfully make the outcast depart. Fredo Corleone was shot in the back while fishing in The Godfather Part II, a particularly cruel yet fair conclusion to any Fredo Scenario.
Will: “I just heard that Sam told our wives we went to the strip club, even though he decided to wait in the car. It’s not going to be fun tonight when we get home.”

Jack: “That bastard…I’m finished with Sam. He has become a living example of The Fredo Scenario.”

Will: "I wish we had a fishing boat."
by Louisiana Gold February 26, 2009
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fredo santana

The scariest rapper ever... He has a cross tattooed on his forehead and when he in da cut its a scary sight..
Dat nigga a fredo santana...

He almost as scary as fredo santana...
by 808mafia December 25, 2013
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freedomboo

A US-obsessed person, similar to a weeaboo.
Felipe is such a freedomboo. Did you see his American flag phone case? omg
by beeezyyy March 6, 2017
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Fredo Kiss

A term when a man abruptly grabs another man and kisses him out of brotherly love, started when Michael Corleone of the Godfather kissed his brother Fredo.
by technooochic August 17, 2012
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Freedom Speeding

The act of speeding just after escaping from an area of dense traffic. Flooring it after you pass the car in front of you often leading to speeding tickets or warnings.
"Jim got pulled over yesterday for freedom speeding on the freeway."

"Freakin cop pulled me over when i was only freedom speeding for ten seconds."
by KurachiSauce September 25, 2011
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FREEDOM DiVE

"FREEDOM DiVE" otherwise known as "Freedom Dive" is the international anthem for all rhythm games.
"Hey, you should try FREEDOM DiVE/ Freedom Dive if you're looking for a challenging chart."
by ReiBeats June 18, 2021
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