fedding

Fake wedding: A celebration for women who have concluded they don't want to/might not get married but don't want to miss out on their 'big day'. A response to the fact that most women only want to get married for a) the proposal (flattering) and b) the party (more undivided attention). An opportunity for ladies to spend a foolish amount of money on a dress they will wear once, a decent hairdo, a massive cake, flowers, a chauffer-driven entrance, a good time for all their loved ones and a photographer (to capture the 'blushing' hostess in as much glory as her middle-age can muster). Ideally combined with 40th birthday celebrations to encourage the co-operation of one's nearest and dearest, as opposed being branded an 'asshole'.

You're invited to attend my fedding this April. (You'd better be there as I'll be having a whale of a time, whether you are or not, and the pictures won't look as good if I'm alone.)

by frezley December 16, 2011

freding

freding is when you fap in the middle of class because you got a boner from looking at your teacher

fred is freding right know

by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019

freeding station

A combination of "feeding station" and "free," describing the log jam of people surrounding the free food sample stations at Costco.

Well, Bill, from up here in the chopper it looks like there's some traffic along the meat section and heading into the frozen food aisles there's what appears to be a pile up at the freeding station.

by Ae5Ea8 February 19, 2015

fedding

The art of doing FED (Front End Development)

Mic and James are the best at fedding

by Moros_ January 4, 2016

Freuding

Freuding is the act of not giving much response to someone so as to draw out more information from them. The general idea behind it is, if you don't say much, they will continue to talk about the problem, and tell you more and more. They may become frustrated, and this will only goad them on to yell at you and tell you every reason why they are frustrated and have reason to be frustrated.

Person 1: hey, how are you?
Person 2: Meh. I just visited my mother.
Person 1: Mmm.
Person 2: I mean, it's not like I hate her or anything.
Person 1: Ah.
Person 2: She just frustrates me.
Person 1: Mmm.
Person 2: Hey, come on! You'd be frustrated too, if you had a mother who thought everything your sibling did was PERFECT!
Person 1: Ah.
Person 2: WOULD YOU STOP FREUDING ME?! I mean, after everything that's happened to me lately!

by SuperSpockette September 6, 2013

freddin

its like five nights at freddys fred bear freddy, it means that someone is being similar to five nights at freddys freddy

wilbur: "seán your freddin"
seán: "NO IM NOT"

by seanawesomesnacks August 15, 2023

frodding

Just like frotting... with two D's.

Were they frodding? Yes the two D's were side by side.

by Vibrating viking April 16, 2017