A horrible skin disease resulting from a combination of bad weather, bad genes, and an inexplicable willingness to actually want to eat the dreadful hamburgers served at the local Golf and Country Club.
Freckles negatively affect not only a person's skin, but also their brain. As a result, a large percentage of
people with freckles are, whiny, intellectually challenged, and have difficulty mastering even the most
basic life skills, such as reading, writing, and arithmetic.
Most retarded
people have freckles.