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Frankenbite

1. A frankenbite allows editors to manufacture "story" efficiently and dramatically by extracting the salient elements of a lengthy, nuanced interview or exchange into a seemingly blunt, revealing confession or argument.

2. In reality television, the process of editing two or more sound bites together to create a different result, to fix grammar, or to change to meaning of a sentence.

Example: Adding "not" to the phrase "I'm here to make friends" results in "I'm not here to make friends".
Please frankenbite that interview so he is speaking in present tense.
by jayjaybird February 20, 2017
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Fraked

To be drunk. It comes from the (fan) theory that Commander Riker in Star Trek: The Next Generation is a functioning alcoholic and everything that he does, from major decisions to hitting on women, is motivated primarily by the fact that he is, in fact, drunk. Can be used in almost any circumstance! See also: Riker'd
Man I was so Fraked last night I totally picked up a green Orion slavegirl.
by Prole Hole October 8, 2011
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Al Franken

The United States senator who finally gave the Democratic Party the 60 votes they needed to keep the GOP from filibustering the country to a standstill.
Jon Stewart: "(Senator Arlen) Specter's move (switching political parties) puts the Democrats within a hair's breath of an unfilibusterable 60 seat Senate majority.

So now it appears the Senate's balance of power--in many respects, the very future of our nation--is in the hands of Al Franken."

-- The Daily Show, April 28, 2009
by Truthiness to Power April 29, 2009
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Frankenbike

A bike built up from various components scrounged from different sources (friends, swap meets, craigslist, etc.).
Elmo didn't have the money for a new bike, but he managed to assemble a Frankenbike from stuff he had lying around the garage and a few parts he picked up cheap from craigslist.
by Dr. Moop August 14, 2009
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Franken

The practice of grabbing a woman's breasts while she is asleep.
My brother Owen photographed me giving that playboy model a good franken while she was napping between shows.
by hog_hell November 16, 2017
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frankencomputer

A computer filled with pieces parts from other dead computers.
This is my frankencomputer I built using Grandma, Dads and Moms old computer.
by adamrafael4 November 2, 2009
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fracket

a jacket you wear to frats because you don't mind if at the end of the night, it is covered in beer, frat sludge, or other unidentifiable liquids. Also, it is not a big deal if this jacket is lost during or stolen during the course of the night.
Person 1: Ah, I made the mistake of bringing my J.Crew pea coat out last night and now its covered in beer!

Person 2: You should have brought your fracket instead!
by MCM pledges '08 January 26, 2008
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