Frankensteined

The combination of two or more similar elements into one cohesive idea, image or item that appears seemless in presentation.

"Taking two different photographs of the same model, he Frankensteined that lingerie ad into the perfect pose!"

by Monkeyfuck McGrew September 24, 2005

Young Frankenstein

A classic Mel Brooks film of 1974 shot in black and white; a horror genre spoof that tells the story of the great grandson Frederick Frankenstein and his rejection of the family business. Filled with many iconic characters and gags including the horse whinny following the mention of character name Frau Blucher, the brain of "Abby Normal", the candle/bookcase sequence, the body parts of enormouse proportions, Igor's hump, and the knockers. A 2007 Broadway musical version kept all the great jokes and threw in 20 songs, Starbucks, balls, legs, tits, deep love, erections, and a gay bar.

In the Broadway version of YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, TV star Megan Mullally (Karen of "Will & Grace") stood on the luggage and belted the word "tits" multiple times.

by CroquetGames March 20, 2009

frankenstein

To hack off choice bits of one or more existing items and then attach them to a new project, thereby bending them to suit your own requirements (diabolic or not). No gothic castles, fortuitously-timed electrical storms or god complexes required for this kind of assembly. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.

"To build your own awesome and inexpensive jib boom, you’ll need to frankenstein parts from an existing tripod and an L-bracket. With mad skills, all things are possible."

by The Handy Writer May 9, 2009

Frankenese

A dialect of English spoken by people named Frank, which is generally indicipherable to fellow participants in the discussion.

I followed him right up until the end, when he slipped into Frankenese.

by codebook george May 4, 2013

farkette

a female visitor to fark.com

I am a farkette and proud of it

by farkette October 23, 2003

Frankensteining

The act of bringing something or someone to life by means of electricity.

1) Matt: Come on man we gotta go

Kyle: Hold on man I'm Frankensteining my phone

Matt: You're what?

Kyle: Bringing it to life with electricity man
2) Dr: This man has gone into cardiac arrest and is fading fast we have to Frankensteining him (charges up defibrillators and shocks patient, monitor shows working heart beat)

Dr: Thank god we could Frankenstein him soon enough

by Sir JamesH March 5, 2015

Frankenhead

A guy whose haircut and facial shape make his head look like Frankenstein's head. A walleye helps this look. Generally this person seems to have about as much common sense as Frankenstein did.
Also this person thinks he is a ladies man, but only goes for big, fat, and ugly women at the end of the night around closing time.

The night he met those girls, Frankenhead turned up his nose. Now he is married to the fattest, ugliest one.

by Mutchler January 22, 2006