frankenstein

To hack off choice bits of one or more existing items and then attach them to a new project, thereby bending them to suit your own requirements (diabolic or not). No gothic castles, fortuitously-timed electrical storms or god complexes required for this kind of assembly. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.

"To build your own awesome and inexpensive jib boom, you’ll need to frankenstein parts from an existing tripod and an L-bracket. With mad skills, all things are possible."

by The Handy Writer May 9, 2009

Frankenese

A dialect of English spoken by people named Frank, which is generally indicipherable to fellow participants in the discussion.

I followed him right up until the end, when he slipped into Frankenese.

by codebook george May 4, 2013

Frankenhead

A guy whose haircut and facial shape make his head look like Frankenstein's head. A walleye helps this look. Generally this person seems to have about as much common sense as Frankenstein did.
Also this person thinks he is a ladies man, but only goes for big, fat, and ugly women at the end of the night around closing time.

The night he met those girls, Frankenhead turned up his nose. Now he is married to the fattest, ugliest one.

by Mutchler January 22, 2006

Frankensquad

A squad of friends that is made up of people who were once in other squads but were rejected (Most likely for being assholes) to form a more dangerous one.

Guy 1: You gonna hang out with the squad tonight?
Guy 2: Nah those fake ass guys are nothing but a Frankensquad

by MagicalPonieOfDarkness May 28, 2016

frankenstein paper

copying and pasteing different sentences from different essay websites to create a untracable plagiarized essay.

this is to simple to understand no example is needed for frankenstein paper.

by a kid named tyler who resides in el sobrante, ca August 3, 2007

Frozen Frankenstein

The act of putting a mans genitalia on the outside (looking in) of a window, usually in the hopes of catching someone by surprise.

#1 Why was that family freaking out?
#2 I gave them a Frozen Frankenstein.

by YOUR STUPID1TY November 12, 2010

Frankenstein

Verb. To combine two things in a crude manner, in which the component parts are still easily visible.

I was hungry but I wanted neither the fish nor the chicken, so I took a needle and thread and frankensteined them together.

by Buddy9090 July 5, 2011