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frankenford

an automobile that was manufactured by ford that was wrecked or damaged so badly It had to be fixed with another half of a diffident but also wrecked Ford automobile.
My car was in a wreck, they fixed it with another front end from another wrecked car, Its a real Frankenford.
by RaRa Rocket December 18, 2010
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Frankenporksword

When your porksword gets some sort of infection and turns a mangy, rotten colour. It may even fall off in extreme cases of frankenporksword-itis.
Joe:Oh my God, i think i've got frankenporksword!
Clyde:Hahaha, unlucky!
by jack almighty December 15, 2008
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frankenford

an automobile that was manufactured by ford that was wrecked or damaged so badly It had to be fixed with another half of a diffident but also wrecked Ford automobile.
My car was in a wreck, they fixed it with another front end from another wrecked car, Its a real Frankenford.
by RaRa Rocket December 20, 2010
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frankenfurniture

Crappy/cheap furniture you have to put together yourself. Usually made of particle board, wood by-products, etc. and has obscenely difficult instructions for something that should be relatively simple.
I got the cutest new desk from IKEA but when I got it home it was total frankenfurniture!
by goodsgrrl August 26, 2005
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frankenwhore

An extremely ugly woman that still seems to be able to sleep with men
Steve Erwin (RIP): Cricky, it seems we found the elousive Frankenwhore, im gonna stick my finger in its bum.
by Kinky Kyle September 18, 2008
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Frankenhole

The functional "vag" that was surgically created for a formally male transexual.
For those going from female to male the word would be Frankenpole.
So, umm how do they "do it" after all that trouble turning into a woman and all.

Dude, they make 'em a frankenhole that'll work sort of like a real one.
by Just another Joe January 11, 2012
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Frankenhooker

1) The character in the song of the same name by The 69 Eyes

2) A dead hooker reanimated after being reconstruced from parts of other dead hookers

3) Someone who sucks
1) "I 'aint looking for no head, from some fuckin' living dead, Dirty ass Frankenhooker"

2) Guy one; Dude, she looks like the hooker of Frakenstien!
Guy two; It's a Frankenhooker!

3) "You Suck!"
by Teenage_Death_Girl September 10, 2007
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