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Jared Fogle

A formerly obese man who lost weight via a combination of walking, Subway sandwiches, and vigorous use of child pornography. He used to choose between 6 inch or foot long sub sandwiches; now he is getting 6 inches to foot longs of another kind.
Man, the air conditioner was broken at work today and I was hotter than Jared Fogle buying Girl Scout cookies.
by anotherDUDE October 1, 2015
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folleague

A colleague who you can share a beer with after work, but would not invite to your home. Usually an occupier of time before one meets their real friends.
Q: Do you want to meet for dinner at 8pm by your office?
A: That's okay, I'll hang out with a folleague until then.
by Final Gravity July 9, 2016
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justin foley

Justin Foley from Thirteen Reasons Why is the most attractive human being ever that should be loved as much as physically possible
by TRW Justin Foley's girl April 14, 2017
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lawyer foyer

A two-story tall entryway typically found in a McMansion that is emblematic of a powerful institution yet comprised of cheap and tacky finishes.
From the outside I could tell it was a McMansion, but the Kinkade hanging in the Lawyer Foyer was the icing on the cake.
by LochNessa7 April 23, 2018
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andy fowler

andy fowler is part of the five piece british and irish boyband roadtriptv and he is so so extremely talented, beautiful and he’s so so so funny and he’s a really fit lad and i love him loads
by huggingwyatt December 11, 2017
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zero follerance

when a person is so boring, nobody will follow him/her on twitter
Even the scamsters give him zero follerance.
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Foyet

verb (past foyeted) trans.

1. To brutally murder someone's wife over the phone while they listen helplessly.

2. To go on a killing spree and then stab yourself several times, and therefore fool the FBI into thinking you're not the guy they're looking for.

3. To go through a whole phone book, and ask everyone if Haley is there.

4. (intrans.) To have a fondness for deals.
Person 1: Did the FBI catch the Boston Reaper?
Person 2: Nah, he Foyeted them all.
by nonsensicalrealities December 3, 2011
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