Futher Mucker 

How to say Mother Fucker in front of children you don't want learning "Adult" language.

Futher Mucker, that hurt! (after hitting your thumb for the up-tenith time while hammering nails)

Futher Mucker by slavens (slave-ens) July 24, 2008

futher mucker 

Another way to say mother fucker. for the youngsters to say without geting into too much trouble with the fam.

"Get out of my room futher mucker!"

futher mucker by Longitude August 11, 2007

Futher Mucker 

When an individual afflicted with diarrhea has their anus tickled with a feather.

"Dude you were in the bathroom all day yesterday- feeling any better?"

"Not really, but if I'm lucky maybe my girl will give me a rad futher mucker tonight!"

Futher Mucker by Zombiebucket October 17, 2009

futher mucker 

Same as above, commonly used in Insane Clown Posse lyrics.

My chins in an old man's backyard
I gotta sneak through his yard
To find the futher mucker
And he's got a pitbull dog
And it's sitting on my chin like a frog on a log
I throw a bone to try to distract
Cuz I'm wanting my chinny-chin-chin back

futher mucker by xJUGGLAx October 16, 2006

Futher Mucker 

when you want to say some one "mother fucker" but cant say..they say only Futher Mucker

hey guys meet my best friend Futher Mucker.any

Futher Mucker by saj_ali August 30, 2007

Father mocker 

The closest you can get to cursing without actually cursing. Derogatory term for almost anything. Doesn't apply to certain breeds of dogs.

Jon: Did you hear Kelly say father mocker in math today? I thought Mr. Keats was going to explode!

Freida: Yah, but everyone knows Mr. Keats is an ass.

Jon: Yah, he is.

Father mocker by Jeremykl August 29, 2009

Father Mocker 

My favorite non-swear word that really isn't one

He`s a real "Father Mocker" that Sean Avery

Father Mocker by Thomas O. December 18, 2008