fossil tits

A pair of tits that have hardened cum/semen on them, which gives them a fossilized look.

Andy: "Did you pull out last night?"
Paul: "Yeah, i didn't know where it landed, until i saw Holly had some fossil tits in the morning, haha!"

by Dr.Pepper'sAssistant December 9, 2012

Fossil Pants

1) When pants are worn so low that it makes the wearer look like they have a full diaper on.

2) A really old person's pants. They are so old that they could be a fossil.

Person 1: Look Tyana at Adam's new fossil pants

Person 2: you could make natural gas outta those fossil pants!

by Kn0w1ng June 5, 2013

fossil fool

Fossil fool are those who support energy derived from fossil fuels

Fossil fools support fossil fuel activity, such as:
Tar sands industry
Coal mining
Natural Gas industry
Oil / Petroleum
Non-renewable resources
Off-shore drilling for natural gas and oil
Pollution

by marytoons January 7, 2011

fossilnet

One of the "biggest Technoblade's sourse of income" and the reason that Carl (horse) exist in the first place

Fossilnet: "If Carl die im stop donating"
Techno: "Welp! Carl never dies then"

by Totally not an orphan March 2, 2022

Fossil Boy

A young man, boy or student with an unhealthy interest in fossils, paleontology, or geology in general.

Fossil Boy is out digging for rocks again

by uncle_fester June 9, 2009

Fossiloss

The quantity of fossil fuel (gasoline or Diesel) that is lost or wasted by someone idling their vehicle while interacting with a smartphone

Turn your engine off, dude. Idling in your air-conditioned car playing Candy Crush will lead to gallons of fossiloss.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles September 8, 2019

fossil

1. an old-fashioned person

2. an elderly person

Why do I have to listen to this old fossil?

by Light Joker August 1, 2005