fossilized

The state after being fucked so hard, a girl lays in bed motionless like a fossil afterward
Dude I fossilized Cindy so hard last night she couldn't get up for work this morning
by Dan-Druff December 16, 2010
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fossil

A person, typically a no life, college-aged, high school graduated degenerate, who regularly attends high school parties hosted by those who are still in high school.
High School student 1 - Why is John at this party? Didn't he graduate from high school in 2007?

High School student 2 - He did graduate in '07. Man what a fossil.
by SLK Creighton February 01, 2011
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fossil

Old person with wrinkly parts. See also calcium.
Damn, yo momma is h0t for a fossil!
by hash July 24, 2003
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fossil

Out-of-date, old, conservative, becoming exhausted or used up. Generally an old timer with no future.

Taken from "fossil fuels" it can refer to someone or something that is generally hurting young people or future generations.
"Man, that politician is such as fossil!!"

"Yeah, he actually owns an oil company..."
by Lifeguard007 March 29, 2014
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FOSSIL

FOSSIL is a standard for allowing serial communication for telecommunications programs under DOS. FOSSIL stands for Fido Opus Seadog Standard Interface Layer and was made by a group of Fidonet sysops to allow software work on different machines.

I installed a new FOSSIL driver for my BBS!
by Homer P. Simpson September 01, 2006
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fossilizing

the act of napping so frequently that you feel like youre going to calcify and turn into a fossil.
It's three in the afternoon, time for fossilizing.
by Zzzzzzzzzz63 September 01, 2011
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fossiled

Guy 1: Holy shit! Lebron fossiled him
Guy 2: Daaaaaaam he got fossiled
by Yfjyvgygygy March 03, 2018
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