fortismere

Fortismere is a rich school that is filled with pregnant druggies, starting in year 7. The school is contains by 6 different types of people. The loners who don't talk and/or don't socialise. The Arty bitches, who always carry around annoying big ass bag that gets in peoples way. The Unique Bitches, who wear anything to be an outcast, but they're all hella popular. The hypebeasts who are never seen out of designer, side note always snobby. The btec roadmen who think they're bad but live in a five story house in Muswell Hill with their mum Sharron who drinks tea daily. And the 'edgy' skets who think there different but wear the most popular shit..

'Oh you go to fortismere! I have an Edgy loner hypebeast roadman friend that goes there, its so posh'

by 69streets downyour mums vagina July 8, 2018

Fortissamo

The act of running full sprint naked. Next tuck your nut-sack into your ass-crack and jump up doing a toe touch. Then proceed to land on your ass onto a plunger.

"Nick, I saw Olar giving himself the Fortissamo in the bathroom after class!"

by Brandaminator October 9, 2006

fortissimo

A dynamic level in music. Basically, very loud.

The drummer was playing almost as loud as a Fortissimo level.

by RealSGII2 December 11, 2018

Fordism

Fordism is the belief in Henry Ford's philosophies in life. Fordism believes that history is nonsense and that the people living in the present have to make history. Also having relation with the assembly line, high efficiency, good hard workers etc.

Look at Aldous Huxley's "Brave New World" which uses Fordism to sculpt it's dystopian society and culture.

by bitch-slap contorted-body nomad December 28, 2005

Forkism

The action of using forks because you keep forgetting to put a spoon your lunch box; when you’ve given up on wanting spoons.

“Why are you using a fork for your yogurt?”
“Because I’ve converted to forkism and given up on spoons.”

by TheForkist March 10, 2018

Fartism

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).

David just subscribed to fartism yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, religion.

by CreeperDude567 April 19, 2020

Semper Fortis

A common but unofficial motto of the US Navy. Semper Fortis actually translates 2 ways; "Always Powerful" and Always Courageous".

I saw an incorrect translation of a term my father held dear to his heart; much like a marine would hold "Semper Fidelis" close to theirs, so im correcting it in hopes of spreading knowledge. My father was a Navy Corps man in Vietnam. Was a POW for 19 months "unofficially". Get facts & research BEFORE posting publicly people! 😏

"Semper Fortis 'til our dying breath! Corps man Up, Doc!"

by LadyKatarina June 11, 2017