by aGGrO October 4, 2004
Get the forkendofg mug.Will-Forting someone includes calling them, holding the phone up to the radio or speaker, and forcing the person on the other end to listen to any obnoxious jam you please. In many cases, Will-Forting someone may result in the person who you are Will-Forting to never call you again, for fear of hearing another random, loud song. This tactic could be used as an excuse to dodge a real conversation, generally confuse, or piss someone off so much that you never hear from them again.
"I didn't want to talk to Hannah, so when she called, I held the phone up to the radio. I really Will-Forted her."
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Get the fortenberry mug.1. When something is so funny that you snort so hard you farted.
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Person one: Oh my god that was so funny I forted.
Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.
Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.
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