Forecasturbation

The act of working oneself into a tizzy over impending severe weather, as by a meteorologist.

The weatherman was exhausted after a weekend of intense forecasturbation.

by Snark Chariot January 21, 2011

Smoker's Forecast

This is the information about the weather the non-smoker requests of the smoker after they come back inside from smoking.

Non-Smoker: "Hey, whats the smoker's forecast?"

Smoker: "Oh, its beautiful out there man! The winds coming from the east at about 10 miles per hour and it feels like the high today should be around 70 degrees"

by Shevden March 30, 2009

Dean forester

He’s really hot but when he opens his mouth it’s just dirt

“I love you rory”-Dean forester

by Aydrienlovesyou February 16, 2022

fretarted

fuckin retarted, usually called to idiots who are extremely stupid.

Damn, that bitch is FRETARTED!!

by CeeCeesofly March 25, 2007

Alabama Weather Forecast

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!

The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!

by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019

forecast

verb
to say what you expect to happen in the future; predict
noun
prediction of a future; prophecy

Rain has been forecast for tonight.
Have you watched the weather forecast?

by Ewelina June 14, 2007

firetoaster_

The biggest dicked male in the world. Paved the way for many pornstars not saying who and gets hell of grills. They call him mister steal your grill not because he is black because he can kill you with one insert of his massive cock. The color blue is ghey like the thing called Nubstty and FireToaster_ is not ghey. He flips dicks and bangs chicks a man once said that before but fuck it this is the urban dictionary so im hella thicc with the stick.

FireToaster_ can never be prego because he is a male that donkey punches chicks.

by Not Toaster_ October 29, 2018