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Sam Forded

The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.
"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."
by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014
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Forsen's Law

A law invented by a "special" (retard) homeless minecraft streamer Forsen. Basically it goes something like this:

"The end portal has to be 5-7 rooms away from the main staircases of the stronghold, if its not, then its any room."
-Yo Fors, can you help me find the End portal?
-Yes sure. By the power of Forsen's Law it should be very easy! *Room 1, room 2, room 3, room 4, room 5, room 6, room 7, room 8....* Wait what the fuck, this stronghold is so scuffed, shit game, unlucky.
by Sebastian Fors November 13, 2020
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A swedish man with a penchant of losing at block games and falling to the deepest bogs
“If forsen sees this VI VON ZULUL
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Fordell

A very small village with a population under 10. Inbreeding is VERY common. The average IQ is under 50 and very few people ever want to visit.
Fordell, New Zealand
by The Mayor of Fordell. June 29, 2011
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foodenius

A person who is extremely creative when it comes to food, Knows how to mix and match different foods for the perfect results.
You are a Foodenius for suggesting adding Caramel to coffee!
by Kfir97 July 4, 2016
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fooden

Fooden is the activity of going to a casual dining place with a friend or friends, for a low-key gossip about life and catch up over a lunch or dinner which is often higher in calories than their usual meal option. For example, Wetherspoons.
Shall we fooden soon?
Yes, let’s fooden!
by KingSmoke March 14, 2019
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Forde Todd

I wish I was Forde Todd so I could beat everyone in chess
by Halmarkman123 June 13, 2023
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