Foon 

-noun.
an eating utensil combining features of a fork and a spoon.

I need a foon to eat my lunch.

Foon by followthedot February 24, 2009

Foon 

(noun)
An eating utensil combining features of a fork and a spoon. Often mispronounced “spork” by husbands.

Husband: Honey, where are the sporks? I want a fork and spoon in one!
Wife: For the last time, the are called “foons”!!!

Foon by CanadianCutie;) December 16, 2021

foon 

a fart and a moon together. in order to really be a true foon, you have to put your bare ass close to someones face and fart. it just great.

Before my sister woke up this morning, i snuck into her room and bare ass farted right in her face to wake her up. it was quite a foon! thats right, i fooned her good! then i got kicked in the nuts.

foon by Chocolate bardonkey October 30, 2008

foon 

Foon(noun)
Fooning (verb) A person in a posed, stationary position that gives the impression the individual is running and caught in mid-stride, but looks fakey on purpose. Useful for taking pictures of the person posing in front of many different famous landmarks.

Jake got his camera ready and the three of us began fooning in front of the Mona Lisa.

foon by Foonmaster October 7, 2003

Foon 

A foon is a fool who is ignorant of his or her foolishness, and appears to be competent.

Similar to pedant, schmendrick, philosophe, and sophist.

When I first met the guy, I was impressed, but as I got to know him, I realized what an utter foon he was.

Foon by Foon Victim February 18, 2004

foon 

noun
means the same as fork, a term used to confuse people when asking for a spork
also: what yopu call your spork if you're going to eat something liquid with it. (ie: use it's spoon-ish atributes rather than it's forkish ones)

"can you hand me a foon, please?"
"a what?!"

foon by MooingPlatypus November 14, 2004

Foon 

Foon is the name given to a person or animal, who looks slightly retarded and is somewhat clumsy, never graceful and down right funny to watch.
Taken from the cat, Foon, who started the trend.

Bang Clash Clang
"What was that?"
"Don't worry, it was just Foon"

"I just pulled a Foon"

Foon by Spider Kitten December 24, 2007