(verb) Sexual practice. Found amoungst hetero/swinger communities in Japan, Bangkok and Paris. Fooning is believed to have originated in rural Japan, and spread to Paris via Toyama, Osaka and Bangkok.
Fooning is currently an underground activity, with at least 3 fooning clubs currently active in Paris. Foodstuffs are often encorporated: in Paris, quiche is prefered, though other regions have local specialities.
Typically performed outdoors: indoor fooning is perfectly possible, but foon culture tends to deem it inferior.
Some homosexual adaptations homofoon have been reported, though not confirmed.
Fooning is currently an underground activity, with at least 3 fooning clubs currently active in Paris. Foodstuffs are often encorporated: in Paris, quiche is prefered, though other regions have local specialities.
Typically performed outdoors: indoor fooning is perfectly possible, but foon culture tends to deem it inferior.
Some homosexual adaptations homofoon have been reported, though not confirmed.
by FoonQueen July 19, 2005
by Foon guy December 09, 2003
by Tanner And Connor August 20, 2008
foon (f-oonh) 1. n. the proper defenition of foon (NOT AT ALL in fact having to do with anything sexually vulgar or "sporkish") comes from the description of a fast and therefore aerodynamic animal. The word was probably fashioned after fast and typhoon or perhaps simply fuzzy. The word itself was invented in 1989 by two biracial linguists. A foon will have its ears laid back, flattened to its head while running or swimming and while in momentum is often seen waving head to toe in an undulating fashion. 2. v. foon can also be used as a verb to describe the action of the noun eg. The otter fooned through the water.; The otter is fooning through the water playfully. 3. A third usage of the word foon is when one would impose upon an animal or person into the appearance of being aerodynamic by laying back the ears or head manually or by force. eg. Four year old Shelia patted the head of her cat with such enthusiasm that she forced its ears back {fooned its ears back} and the cat remained fooning with annoyance as it swished its tail back and forth. (Can be used in present tense as well.)
An otter can foon through the water, a grey hound is fooning across the track, a seal fooned through the water, Sheila fooned her cat, and the Chinese dragon is a majestic foon in the air.
by Pearl Lasky January 09, 2008
by jack.goat December 07, 2021
by Noelle March 15, 2003