Fools war

When you're playing an RPG and a fight lasts for over 5 minutes because the enemy keeps healing or calling for help.

"This dumb enemy has a regenerative ability...this is gonna be a fools war"

by TaraLovesTomatoes November 5, 2018

Fools Porn

The R-rated skin flicks shown late night on HBO and Cinemax.

My Internet connection was down last night so I rubbed one off to Skin-a-max fools porn.

by down-the-drain March 30, 2011

fools deasy

a girl that will suck your dick in front of your boys and then suck all of your boys' dicks

DAMN, that girl is a FOOLS DEASY

by Anne October 27, 2004

fools rush in

-An Elvis song, meaning a guy that meets a girl at a bar and impregnates her the same night.
-A movie starring Salma Hayek and Matthew Perry

Did you hear Sara is pregnant from a guy she met at a bar a month ago? Fools rush in, man.

by TheRelaxiTaxi October 10, 2015

Fools Gold

A bowl of resin that is covered with kif in order to trick your friends.

My friend frowned as he realized that he was smoking fools gold.

by Bound to the flo October 27, 2009

fools gold

an unexpected variation of the hot lunch; post-coital anal sex in which semen dribbles onto the chest of one's partner

mary went looking for fun but steve instead served up a hot dish of fools gold

by foolio-pc February 2, 2007

Fools Gold Loaf

A meal or a sandwich (whatever u call it) which consists of a pound of the grape jelly, pound of a peanut butter, one loaf and a thick sliced fried bacon..

Person 1: did u ate the entire Fools Gold Loaf?
Person 2: yes I did!?
Person 1: boy, you're fat!

by DawyM November 12, 2010