Food Baby

When a really skinny person (usually male) eats too much food, their stomach visibly protrudes outward forming a belly that looks quite like a preggers woman.

Really they are just a fatty.

Effect is enhanced by tight t-shirts.

I ate too much. I have a food baby.

I am carrying the food baby of that entire frozen pizza.

by TheMammonMachine October 12, 2009

food baby

You ate so much, you feel as if you're pregnant. Also, your stomach sticks out massively.

Dude, I ate so much I have a food baby!

by supaaacoolyo October 26, 2011

food baby

when you eat so much, that your stomach looks pregnant

Jeez! I ate so much, I look like I am having a food baby!

by Meadow Soprano September 25, 2005

Food baby

A kind of belly that you get after eating a ton of food, where to the point where your belly is like a woman's child in the womb, where the term gets it's name. This fortunately is temporary, considering you shit all of the food away in the end of the process.

Oh god... *buraaap!* I-I think I have ate too much food... got a damn Food baby right now... *urp* I think I should probably let it rest...

by That2000'sKid October 26, 2017

Food baby

After a very large meal, when your stomach bulges a little with food, and you can kinda pretend you're pregnant, but the baby inside is only actually food.

After the five course meal, Jessica's food baby was so large that a guy asked her when she was due.

by sleepnix February 20, 2009

food baby

When a person, typically a thin one, indulges in a large amount of food which makes their stomach stick out from the fullness as if they're pregnant.

In the movie Juno:

Juno: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno: No, this is not a food baby all right?

by macguff the crime dog March 24, 2008

food baby

A bloated, enlarged, or extremely full abdominal region after having eaten an exorbitant amount of food. Food babies generally cause discomfort and possible gas or embarrassment, but are unavoidable on occasions such as Thanksgiving.

I ate a chocolate cream pie this morning, and I've had a huge food baby all day.

by littlegreenie March 16, 2009