fondling

The art of being felt up. most commonly used by females. includes, caressing of the chest and neck resulting in heavy breathing and erect nipples.

you like being fondled eh cherise?

by damn ass July 18, 2005

Freedom Fondling

The TSA's new security measures, including pat-downs and strip searches. Term used by people who support the government no matter their incompetence.

Hold on! You can't criticize the TSA like that! It's not gate rape, it's freedom fondling!

by JCEtterus November 23, 2010

Fingilingus

The act of sexually stimulating the vajie (va-gee) with the use of one or more fingers.

Mike totally wanted to fingilingus, until the cop cock-blocked him.

by StoneWall Nick Jackson, Freshman December 5, 2007

the founding fondling fathers

The founding fondling fathers was formed in 2017. It is a group of 5 girls, Athena, Elizabeth, Hala, Isabella, and Jumana. The founding fondling fathers, shortened to the FFF, all follow the gaming fungus. We are major gaming fungus supporters. The FFF was only supposed to fondle each other, but one day, Athena went crazy. She wanted to fondle everyone, which is strictly against our FFF rules. The gaming fungus told us our purpose was to bring the community together through fondlement. To show fondlement to the people so they could fondle each other. We are not supposed to fondle outside of the FFF, as it is a sin against the gaming fungus. Though Athena did not care, she wanted to fondle everyone in sight. She even fondled your mom. Athena started fondling just our people, but then, she ran out of people. She decided to prey on children, and even animals too too. Be careful, if you are under the age of 13, or an animal of any sort, you are not safe from Athena, the dark father. OH NO, IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO WARN YOU GUYS, BEWARE OF ATHEN DA PRO, THE DARK FATHE-

Person One: I heard Athena, one of the founding fondling fathers, was in our city. Fondling and preying on the children and animals.

Person Two: Do not say that name, we only say the name for educational purposes. Otherwise you refer to her as The Dark Father.

by ughlife123 June 27, 2021

Fondling

Feeling or touching, usually sexual or playfully

Stephen: My girl likes to cuddle, but I prefer fondling.

by Slasher Knight July 12, 2009

Fungilingus

Although close to cunnilingus and funnilingus, not quite so enjoyable... The 'art' of administering oral sex to an infected vajay. - Not nice at all

'Oh my god man, what's up with you?!'
'I feel so bad, just got myself some fungilingus!' *vomits*

by Machman January 25, 2009

Fifth dimension fondling

When you go for a fap and you experience deja vu, you have experienced fifth dimension fondling. It is when your fifth dimension counterpart has had his daily fap before you got around to it.

I went for a fap earlier today, but I think there was some fifth dimension fondling before that cause I felt like it was my second fap of the day, but it really was just my first.

by thedaqngleangler February 18, 2015