Fontanna

or commonly called "Tan" she is the best friend a girl could have. She's pretty much awesome. She's friggin insane and enjoys peeing on lawns while drunk with her best friend, also, she enjoys getting completely wasted and passing out on her floor while taking pictures. In a nutshell, Fontanna is the shit, and if you have a problem with her you can shove it up your ass. Love youuuuuu <3

that girl is wasted, she must be a Fontanna.

by mpodyo February 8, 2010

Fontaine

The world's sexiest man. Can do lots of hot voice impressions and accents.

" have you heard of that Fontaine guy? "
" yeah, didn't he die? "

by leaanastasia October 14, 2018

Fountainhead it

to get a general overview from an outside source of plot and themes about a book that you want to read in order to increase your cultural literacy. And then subsequently going around pretending like you've read it when, in fact, you probably stopped mid-way through chapter 2.

"Is that Dante's Infernoyou're reading? While very good, it's an extremely difficult read... you should just Fountainhead it."

by Jeff Custer January 4, 2009

Fontanal

font-eyn-l
adjective
1. Perverse fixation or obsessiveness with the attributes of a font for an intended purpose.

A fontanal person may obsesively fixate on attributes of a font such as style, size, stroke width, serifs, size and length of serifs, character confusion, readability, tracking and/or kerning.

Aaron is so fontanal, he would not approve of that font on our project because the 1 looked like an l and the 0 like and O.

Fontanal Aaron thought the length of the serifs on the characters of that font needed to be about 15 percent longer for proper character differentiation.

by TRACS Monkey October 7, 2016

Fontained

Getting physically destroyed, or getting seriously injured by a person or in an accident.

Holy fuck did you see him get hit by that car? He just got fontained

A sentenced used in the movie the babysitter

by Mrfarty January 2, 2020

FontainePhobia

Fear of people named Joel or having the last name of Fontaine.

Person 1: HEY is your name joel
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Oh ok just making sure because I have FontainePhobia

by Grant_310 March 22, 2022

fontana

Fontana is a city in east san bernadino county(thats in california for all u other people).Fontana stared as a housing development for middle class families, eventually people started buying homes here and the city grew a bit,but all of the sudden the value of the houses dropped and a grip of ghetto people started moving there from santa ana, pomona, ect.now days fontana is a ghetto ass city with a mountain view and liqour stores filled with gangsters.it is rumored that fontana was built over a cursed native american cemetary.there is a haunted house on foothill ave. in fontana.

Mabey the reason for Fontana turning ghetto was that ole curse.

by Dimebag Darrell September 19, 2005