fondouche

cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean

Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!

Husband: Please No!

Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!

Husband: Please God save me!!!

by The Bucktooth Robot August 6, 2009

fongool

Shortened from an Italian phrase used to mean "go do it in the a**" but generally interpreted to mean "f**k you."

Just keep your cool
Now you're starting to drool
Fongool!
I'm Sandra Dee!
~as per Rizzo in the musical GREASE

by Ayve July 26, 2005

Poop Fongo

When you poop in a sock and throw it at an object.

The other day, I pulled a poop fongo by throwing it at a wall.

by Poop Fongo Man February 13, 2019

fonto

Originally called fronto, used to wrap weed in and make a blunt

Hey man you got any fonto on you?

Nah Im all out

by jeffyissohigh February 25, 2018

fanjoed

really stoned or otherwise real high on pills, acid, whatever.

aw man, i'm really fanjoed

by stoopidgreg November 4, 2003

Fondoosh

A word that means everything and nothing.

Guy 1 “How was that show you were watching?”

Guy 2“Not gonna lie, It was pretty fondoosh my dude.”
Guy 1 “What does that even mean?”

by Hordon Chamsey December 21, 2019

fishy fanjoolie

a very smelly, fish like vagina that pongs from a mile off. often smells of haddock or occasionally it could be pollock.

Is it haddock? is it cod? is it beef? NOPE, it's sarah's fishy fanjoolie. She has no running water at her house so is unable to wash the mongrel.

by montgoms August 23, 2010